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Jo 15 FL
I'm either 30% off or clearance rack cute my cuteness has no chill.

Aaaanyway. I'm hella sweet. ish.
So yeah you can talk to me ;*

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burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

Anonymous: egg poem for me? please write on egg

five-nights-at-manas:

notorious-baby:

I can’t write on an egg, the kitchen is on the other side of the house and that is where the eggs are. I’m not walking a goddamn quarter mile to get you an egg for the poem. I don’t even remember what the original poem was… but I’ll write you another one, you lucky duckling!

*clears throat*

How the egglet doth jest,
In this ask box of mine,
‘egg’ ‘eeg’ ‘eggs’ and the rest-
Oh how truly divine!

Your variety’s lacking,
Yet persistence astounds me,
I hope I’m not cracking,
These eggs that surround me.

One scrambled, one poached,
And one fried egg for you,
For this topic you broached…
It consumes my mind too!

Who are you my dear,
Who adores these shelled treats,
I shall join you, I fear,
For the egg chant you preach.

'Egg egg!' you do shout,
‘Egg egg egg egg’- please,
As your passion’s let out,
I am brought to my knees.

By the reverence of egg:
By the naturalist beauty,
And now I must beg,
To fulfill this fine duty:

The task is of writing,
A poem on its shell.
Then rising and fighting,
The egg-haters from hell.

I have no idea what’s going on but this brought me to tears

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

  • elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation
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The ultimate dad joke compilation
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The ultimate dad joke compilation
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The ultimate dad joke compilation
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The ultimate dad joke compilation
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The ultimate dad joke compilation
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The ultimate dad joke compilation
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The ultimate dad joke compilation
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The ultimate dad joke compilation
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The ultimate dad joke compilation

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

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"Britney: Piece Of Me" rehearsals: Toxic
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"Britney: Piece Of Me" rehearsals: Toxic
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"Britney: Piece Of Me" rehearsals: Toxic
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"Britney: Piece Of Me" rehearsals: Toxic
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"Britney: Piece Of Me" rehearsals: Toxic
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"Britney: Piece Of Me" rehearsals: Toxic

"Britney: Piece Of Me" rehearsals: Toxic

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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american-horror-story-official:

Freak Show looks so good!!

abigaildonaldson:

Christy Turlington, Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss (being photobombed by Mario Testino) at the Costume Institute Gala, December 4, 1995

so-obsessed-k:

This thing happened